Chris
Chris is a shopkeeper at the Clothing Shop on Plunder Outpost.
Chris is a bit on-edge at all times, and possibly somewhat craven. He admits to selling the wrong item to a patron and worries that anyone could be cross with him.
Dialogue
Hello, hello. I'm Chris, yes, call me Chris.
How are you doing today, Chris?
Oh well, fine I guess. Well, err, maybe.
You won't hurt me, will you? Please, none of that, please.
Was there anyone outside a little, err, intense?
You see, I think I sold the wrong hat. Oh dear, that customer will be furious!-
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Which clothing items are popular at the moment?
Err, why ask my advice? Look at me! Sorry, can't say.
They are all very nice. Yes, if you like them. You'll like them, yes.
Hats, belts, jackets, trousers, all of that. Please, please don't ask for a discount.
Err, sorry, not forcing you either, you don't have to wear clothes.-
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Have you travelled around much?
Erm, not really no. Chris is not made for the sea.
I'm much better here, yes. On land, with the door shut if possible.-
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