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The Second Pirate Leader is an NPC featured in Sea of Thieves: The Legend of Monkey Island.

Dialogue

The Journey to Mêlée Island

Upon entering the back dining room of the Scumm Bar for the first time:

MURRAY:

Is that fresh meat I spy? Tremble, mortal, before the mighty Skulls of Scumm!

CURSED CAPTAIN:

It's been longer'n a rat's tail since I last set me sockets on a would-be pirate.

CURSED CAPTAIN:

Though I could swear we've crossed paths before... But never mind all that!

CURSED CAPTAIN:

You'll be here to undertake the Three Trials, I'll wager!

FIRST PIRATE LEADER:

The Three Trials! Hah ha ha hah!

THIRD PIRATE LEADER:

Ah, that does take me back! "I want to be a mighty pirate. Where do I collect my hat?"

SECOND PIRATE LEADER:

Well, if you're here to prove your worth to us, too bad! We're no longer in charge around here.

CURSED CAPTAIN:

Aye, and what would be the point? There's not a pirate wannabe alive who could hold a candle to the Legend of Monkey Island!

MURRAY:

No, please, not the speech again...

FIRST PIRATE LEADER:

The mightiest pirate to ever weigh anchor...

SECOND PIRATE LEADER:

Scourge of the Caribbean! Terror of the Tri-lsland territories! Master of a thousand insults!

THIRD PIRATE LEADER:

A man who can hold his breath for sixty minutes!

PIRATE LEADERS:

GOVERNOR GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD!

SECOND PIRATE LEADER:

Ahh, all that toasting of the Governor's made me thirsty.

FIRST PIRATE LEADER:

Time for some more grog!

PIRATE LEADERS:

GROG! GROG! GROG! GROG!

First Interaction:

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Back again? You're persistent, I'll give you that...

 
Where's the Governor's Mansion?

Decided to chance your luck with the Governor's guards, eh? Well, you can't miss the place.
Head up through town and through the archway below the Clock Tower to find a cliffside path that'll take you straight to the Governor's doorstep.
Seems easy enough to find.
You might think so, but the fact of the matter is that the guards will turn you away unless you've got an official invitation.
Now, I don't know where you'd go about acquiring such a thing, but there's one particular Citizen whose speciality is finding what you need...

Where are all of the Trading Companies?

You mean, purveyours of tea, silks, that sort of thing? We don't allow them to operate here on Mêlée.
A pirate's got to eat, though, so we do take in shipments of goods from other islands. One of them sank in the docks just the other day, in fact.
And then they're sold in stores?
Pah, what do I look like, a merchant? All I know is, the Governor keeps this place running just fine! We're never wanting for supplies.
If you're peckish and low on funds, you could always find a fishing rod. See if you can't catch some supper that way...

How did you get to be in charge?

Each of us underwent the Three Trials way back when and became mighty pirates, when it was still possible for mere mortals to succeed.
But since you ask, I'll let you in on a little secret... The trick of being in charge is to make yourself look important.
That's why we took the best table in the house for ourselves and lined ourselves up here, all official-like.
That's it?
Well there's no need to be like that about it. There's plenty of other pirates who wish they'd thought of it first!

There's a talking skull behind you!

Ah, pay him no heed or he'll talk your ear off all night. Claims to hail from somewhere called Sailor's Grave, wherever that may be.
It doesn't bother you?
Only when he starts up with a shanty! I've never heard such a tuneless talentless assault against the performing arts.
He claims it's the best he can do on account of lacking a full set of vocal cords, but if you ask me, he's just doing it for the attention.

After trading the Cute Monkey Toy with Spiffy's Femur Bone:

Cursed Captain:

Look behind ye! A three-headed monkey!

Second Pirate Leader:

Don't be ridiculous.

Third Pirate Leader:

You must think we were born yesterday!

First Pirate Leader:

You'll need to do better than that to fool us, bone-brain!

Pirate Leaders:

Ha ha ha ha hah!

After defeating LeChuck's Guards:

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What was all that commotion?

 
The town was attacked by LeChuck!

Well, that'd explain it! I'm sure the Legend of Monkey Island gave him the beating he deserves.
That fool LeChuck can't get over his pointless infatuation with the Governor's wife, Elaine. Even when she told him to drop dead, he actually did it.
Must've been quite a brawl, though... I wish I could have been there to see the Legend in action for myself!

The Quest for Guybrush

Before speaking to Corina:

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We're engaged in Important Pirate Business right now. Come and see us later.

 

Speaking with any of the Pirate Leaders after having talked to Corina:
(The initial dialogue menu text will vary depending on the Pirate Leader the player interacts with.)

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This had better be worth interrupting our grog...
I met the Governor. I'm ready to undertake the Trials.

 

After selecting "I met the Governor. I'm ready to undertake the Trials" in the previous dialogue:

First Pirate Leader

The Governor granted you an audience? Well, this changes matters.

Second Pirate Leader

The Legend of Monkey Island doesn't waste his time with pirate wannabes...

Third Pirate Leader

That may be so, but nobody's gone through the Trials in an age and lived to tell the tale!

First Pirate Leader

Then it'll be their funeral, and all the more grog for us.

First Pirate Leader

VERY WELL! With the Governor's blessing, we shall begin...

Pirate Leaders

THE THREE LEGENDARY TRIALS!

Second Pirate Leader

There are three devilishly difficult trials every pirate must undertake, inspired by the Legend of Monkey Island.

First Pirate Leader

You must master the sword...

Second Pirate Leader

And the art of thievery...

Third Pirate Leader

And... the QUEST!

Second Pirate Leader

The what?

Third Pirate Leader

Treasure hunting, ya sea urchin! We've been doing this for 33 years and you're still as clueless as ever.

Second Pirate Leader

I have a very short attention span!

First Pirate Leader

You must prove yourself in each of these three areas: swordplay, thievery, and, er, treasure-huntery, and gather proof that you've done it.

Second Pirate Leader

We've prepared some documentation to help you on your way, and you can always ask us for advice.

Third Pirate Leader

It's the least we can do for making the Legendary Trials so confoundingly impossible.

Second Pirate Leader

Now, your first task will be clearing away this accursed fog. A fellow can't see past his own beard out there.

Cursed Captain

Well now, if it's cursed fog you want clearing away, I happen to have considerable experience in that regard! There was a time at Sailor's Grave where—

First Pirate Leader

Not the lighthouse story again. Get to the point!

Cursed Captain

Hmph! Very well. Ye must return to the Mojo Shop and lay your hands on a mystical brew to dispel that infernal mist.

Second Pirate Leader

Is that all?!

Third Pirate Leader

We could have told them that, you dim-witted decoration!

Cursed Captain

Everyone's a critic...

(Quest Book Updated)

After having begun the the Three Legendary Trials:

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I remember undertaking the Trial of Thievery myself... Wound up in jail for a spell, but it was worth it!

 
Tell me more about the Trial of Thievery.

Well, you can't just steal any old treasure and call yourself a true pirate.
We want you to procure a very special item – the same idol snatched by the Legend of Monkey Island!
It used to be hidden in the Governor's Mansion, but now it's in the hands of a shifty ship salesman named Stan.
He uses it to lure curious pirates out to his business.
The man's a born swindler, and all the threats and bargains in the world won't faze him. You'll need to make him think he's got the upper hand...

After completing the Trial of Thievery:

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A born burglar you may be, but the Legendary Trials aren't over. The other Pirate Leaders still have tasks...

 

After completing all the Three Legendary Trials:

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I never thought this day would come again. You've conquered the Legendary Trials and become a true pirate!

 

After completing Corina's plan:

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I'm trying not to think about what happened with the Governor. It's all a little confusing... not to mention humiliating!

 

Appearances

Patch history

  • 2.8.4 (July 20, 2023)
    • Introduced.