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Bill Fettucini is an NPC featured in Sea of Thieves: The Legend of Monkey Island. He originates from the Monkey Island series of video games.
Dialogue
Entering The Fantastic Flying Fettucini Brothers Circus for the first time:
Interacting with either Bill or Alfredo after the argument:
Speaking to Bill after their initial introduction:
You have to be in costume to take part in the Mêlée Island Spectacular! If you don't have that yet, you can pick one up from over there.
Why do I need a costume?
Have you never been to the circus? All of the performers are expected to dress up. It adds so much spectacle to our acts!
The most important part of your costume is the safety helmet. That's absolutely non-negotiable for anyone who's being fired from a Fettucini Brothers cannon.
<span style="color:
#e6e6e6;">I don't normally use a helmet...
Well you do here! That way you get spared a headache and we get spared an embarrassing and financially debilitating lawsuit!
The most important part of your costume is the safety helmet. That's absolutely non-negotiable for anyone who's being fired from a Fettucini Brothers cannon.
<span style="color:
#e6e6e6;">I don't normally use a helmet...
Well you do here! That way you get spared a headache and we get spared an embarrassing and financially debilitating lawsuit!
What's the prize if I win?
It's an unbelievable, unprecedented, life-changing ten thousand Pieces o' Eight! Enough to make all your Mêlée Island dreams come true!
<span style="color:
#e6e6e6;">Do you two really have that kind of coin?
Of course we do! I'm insulted you would even think that we would try to cheat you. Now stop bad-mouthing our circus and try the challenge!
<span style="color:
#e6e6e6;">Do you two really have that kind of coin?
Of course we do! I'm insulted you would even think that we would try to cheat you. Now stop bad-mouthing our circus and try the challenge!
Why hold a circus on an island full of pirates?
Pirates and circuses are a perfect fit, that's why! You just have to think about it logically.
Pirates are all about death-defying acts of courage and skill, balancing on narrow beams high in the air and facing down ferocious animals.
But honestly, what pirates love most of all is watching other people make fools of themselves in public. That's why we want to include suck— er, members of the audience.
You can ring that bell all you want, but the challenge doesn't count until you get into costume and put on your safety helmet!
Pirates are all about death-defying acts of courage and skill, balancing on narrow beams high in the air and facing down ferocious animals.
But honestly, what pirates love most of all is watching other people make fools of themselves in public. That's why we want to include suck— er, members of the audience.
You can ring that bell all you want, but the challenge doesn't count until you get into costume and put on your safety helmet!
After successfully performing the Mêlée Island Spectacular:
Speaking to Bill after receiving 404 Pieces O' Eight:
Remember, if you want to try and beat your record, you have to put on your costume!
Why do I need a costume?
Have you never been to the circus? All of the performers are expected to dress up. It adds so much spectacle to our acts!
The most important part of your costume is the safety helmet. That's absolutely non-negotiable for anyone who's being fired from a Fettucini Brothers cannon.
<span style="color:
#e6e6e6;">I don't normally use a helmet...
Well you do here! That way you get spared a headache and we get spared an embarrassing and financially debilitating lawsuit!
The most important part of your costume is the safety helmet. That's absolutely non-negotiable for anyone who's being fired from a Fettucini Brothers cannon.
<span style="color:
#e6e6e6;">I don't normally use a helmet...
Well you do here! That way you get spared a headache and we get spared an embarrassing and financially debilitating lawsuit!
What's the prize if I win?
It's an unbelievable, unprecedented, life-changing ten thousand Pieces o' Eight! Enough to make all your Mêlée Island dreams come true!
<span style="color:
#e6e6e6;">Do you two really have that kind of coin?
Of course we do! I'm insulted you would even think that we would try to cheat you. Now stop bad-mouthing our circus and try the challenge!
<span style="color:
#e6e6e6;">Do you two really have that kind of coin?
Of course we do! I'm insulted you would even think that we would try to cheat you. Now stop bad-mouthing our circus and try the challenge!
Why hold a circus on an island full of pirates?
Pirates and circuses are a perfect fit, that's why! You just have to think about it logically.
Pirates are all about death-defying acts of courage and skill, balancing on narrow beams high in the air and facing down ferocious animals.
But honestly, what pirates love most of all is watching other people make fools of themselves in public. That's why we want to include suck— er, members of the audience.
You can ring that bell all you want, but the challenge doesn't count until you get into costume and put on your safety helmet!
Pirates are all about death-defying acts of courage and skill, balancing on narrow beams high in the air and facing down ferocious animals.
But honestly, what pirates love most of all is watching other people make fools of themselves in public. That's why we want to include suck— er, members of the audience.
You can ring that bell all you want, but the challenge doesn't count until you get into costume and put on your safety helmet!
Appearances
Patch history
- 2.8.5 (August 31, 2023)
- Introduction.