Walter the Feared
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Walter the Feared is a trader on Fetcher's Rest and a possible target for Cargo Run voyages. Can be found standing on the small dilapidated pier on the west side of the island.
Dialogue
Hello! Walter the Feared, at your service. Tea? Biscuit? Back rub? You look awfully stressed out from pirating. Take a load off, my dear friend!
Walter the Feared? Why are you feared?
You know, I'm not sure.
People just started calling me that. But I do my best to be a friendly chap.
Manners cost nothing, after all!
Smile and the world smiles with you!
I certainly never ate a live snake whole!
People just started calling me that. But I do my best to be a friendly chap.
Manners cost nothing, after all!
Smile and the world smiles with you!
I certainly never ate a live snake whole!
You seem like a friendly sort.
Well, I say a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.
Why make enemies? A waste of energy and everyone gets hurt.
'You give a little love and it all comes back to you', I once heard
And I'd never shove a crewmate in the brig and poke him with a red-hot cutlass because he ATE THE LAST BISCUIT!
Why make enemies? A waste of energy and everyone gets hurt.
'You give a little love and it all comes back to you', I once heard
And I'd never shove a crewmate in the brig and poke him with a red-hot cutlass because he ATE THE LAST BISCUIT!
Do you like The Devil's Roar?
Oh, of course. I've made so many friends.
There's Wednesday at the weapon shop... she's a gloomy one, but a heart of gold, I'm sure!
Burnin' Tony sure is a character! Very polite man, won't hear a word against him.
The volcanoes seem scary but they're not so bad. I'll help you avoid them!
I definitely never stand barefoot in the lava just to feel alive!
There's Wednesday at the weapon shop... she's a gloomy one, but a heart of gold, I'm sure!
Burnin' Tony sure is a character! Very polite man, won't hear a word against him.
The volcanoes seem scary but they're not so bad. I'll help you avoid them!
I definitely never stand barefoot in the lava just to feel alive!
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