Mansion Guard

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Mansion Guard
Details
Type	NPC
Location	Mêlée Island
Voice actor	Sam Riegel
Related	Sea of Thieves: The Legend of Monkey Island

The Mansion Guard is an NPC featured in Sea of Thieves: The Legend of Monkey Island.

Dialogue

The Journey to Mêlée Island

First interaction:

And where d' you think you're going?

 
I'm here to see the Governor.

Pshaw, yeah, you and everyone else on this island!
The Governor's Mansion is off-limits to anyone who hasn't got an official invitation, especially unwanted admirers like you.
If you can't show me something to prove you're expected, you can turn right back around and skulk off like all the other pirate wannabes. Clear?

After Getting Meet 'n' Greet Ticket:

And where d' you think you're going?

 
I'm here to see the Governor.

Pshaw, yeah, you and everyone else on this island!
The Governor's Mansion is off-limits to anyone who hasn't got an official invitation, especially unwanted admirers like you.
If you can't show me something to prove you're expected, you can turn right back around and skulk off like all the other pirate wannabes. Clear?

I have a Meet 'n' Greet ticket right here.

Oh yeah? Let me see that...
Seems genuine. Funny, I thought we'd gotten rid- Hmm... Well, only one thing for it...
There, I've booked you in for the next available session. Come back and speak to my colleague after the clock hits midnight.
Okay, I'll come back after midnight.
Heh heh... Like that'll happen anytime soon... That Clock Tower hasn't worked in years...

After Setting Clock Tower to Midnight:

And where d' you think you're going?

 
I'm here to see the Governor.

Pshaw, yeah, you and everyone else on this island!
The Governor's Mansion is off-limits to anyone who hasn't got an official invitation, especially unwanted admirers like you.
If you can't show me something to prove you're expected, you can turn right back around and skulk off like all the other pirate wannabes. Clear?

I have a Meet 'n' Greet ticket right here.

Oh yeah? Let me see that...
Seems genuine. Funny, I thought we'd gotten rid- Hmm... Well, only one thing for it...
There, I've booked you in for the next available session. Come back and speak to my colleague after the clock hits midnight.
It IS after midnight.
What the...? Er, well, the thing is... it's er, shift change. Yeah, that's right, shift change!
I can't let you trough because then my colleague, who is unfortunately delayed, would take the blame if anything happened, see?
Sorry, but until my replacement arrives for an official handover, you are staying right here.

When Murray tries to takes over his shift before midnight:

Guard

Hey, Walt! Those gummies rotting your brain? Your shift doesn't start until midnight.

Murray

Of course! I knew that. I just thought you might be, er, wanting to take an early break.

Guard

Not a chance. You know what the boss does to people who slack off. Come back after midnight!

When Murray takes over his shift after midnight:

Guard

Well, that about does it for my shift. You know what to do. Keep everyone outside of the mansion at all costs! No exceptions.

Murray

Yeah, yeah. Do I tell you how to do your job?

Guard

You okay, Walt? You sound... weird.

Murray

Oh, it's, er... allergies. You know, from the poodles.

Guard

Oh, right. Stupid mutts almost took a bite out of me last week.

(leaves)

Murray

Our diabolical scheme is working perfectly. Get up to the mansion and find Threpwood. I'll keep watch.

Appearances

• The Journey to Mêlée Island

Patch history

• 2.8.4 (July 20, 2023)
  • Introduced.