Stan S. Stanman
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Stan S. Stanman is an NPC featured in Sea of Thieves: The Legend of Monkey Island. He originates from the Monkey Island series of video games.
Lore
The Quest for Guybrush
Stan is the current holder of the Idol o' Many Hands, keeping it under locks at the office of his used ship concession, Stan's Previously Owned Vessels. As part of the Thievery Trial of the Three Legendary Trials, the pirates must steal this relic from him. Feigning interest for the cheapest ship avaiable as a way to distract Stan, the latter regretably informs the pirates that the ship in question has already been purchased, awaiting for its new owner to take possession of it. Refusing attempts of counterbids as he fears pulling out of a transaction will ruin his reputation, he however informs the pirates that if they can get the Bill of Sale from the owner he will gladly transfer ownership to them.
After acquiring the Bill of sale, Stan congratulates the pirates on their brand new ship, eagerly proposing them with various accessories of all kinds. Upon seeing a large closet, the pirates inquire if it is large enough to play hide and seek, tricking Stan into climbing inside as part of a demonstration. Once inside, the Pirates lock the closet and pushes it into the sea, leaving them free reign to enter his office and steal the idol.
The Lair of LeChuck
Stan makes a brief appearance at the end of the Tall Tale, floating into the harbor still trapped in his closet. Hearing Guybrush speak, he proposes him a new ship and even a free valet service if Guybrush can free him.
Dialogue
The Quest for Guybrush
When you first meet him at Stan's Previously Owned Vessels:
Walking about Stan's Previously Owned Vessels:
Asking him about the Replica Idol:
Attempting to steal Stan's Office Key:
Asking Stan about each ship:
Interacting with Stan after checking out all the ships:
I get it. Buying a ship is a big decision. Take all the time you need.
Some of these ships are from the Sea of Thieves!
Well, that's why the sign says 'Stan's Previously Owned Vessels', friend. I buy boats from anyone who's looking to sell, no questions asked!
Unfortunately I can't take on any new stock until I've cleared out some space here at the jetty. Maybe then we can arrange a part-exchange?
You'd give me gold for my ship?
Gold? No, no. Pieces o' Eight are the accepted currency on Mêlée Island. But like I said, I'm not looking for trade-ins while I have so many quality vessels to sell.
But hey, that shouldn't stop you from browsing our selection. What kind of self-respecting seafarer could say no to ships of this calibre?-
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Do you get a lot of customers?
You bet! Ever since the Legend of Monkey Island arrived, crews have come far and wide. Everyone stops by once they catch word of our amazing deals.
I'd take a vacation, but I just couldn't bear to walk away from this place and break the hearts of so many pirates dreaming of their next ship...
Oh hey, that reminds me, how's your shopping spree going? Anything caught your eye?
I haven't made my mind up yet.
Well, be sure to let your old buddy Stan know when you have! I'd love to tell the boss I was able to help you walk away happy.
Boss? But the sign says...
Oh, that? That's just a formality. Believe me, I'd change it if I could, but you know how things are. Now, let's get back to your purchase...-
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What are your terms and conditions?
It's like I always say - if you don't keep my ships in good condition, we'll be parting on bad terms!
Just kidding. That's a little brand and marketing joke right there.
Very little.
Seriously, don't worry about the paperwork - let ME worry about it! all of our ships come packed with pamphlets full of boring stuff you'll never read.
What about refunds?
Tell you what. If you're sailing a ship from Stan's Previously Owned Vessels, and it sinks, and everyone on board is killed... we'll talk.-
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I've seen all of your ships. What's the cheapest?
All right, let's talk financing! As you've seen, we offer a wide range of options ranging from premium to super-deluxe-premium quality.
Our top of the line model is the Black Pearl, which is competitively priced at twenty thousand Pieces o' Eight.
That's daylight robbery!
That's economics, my friend. You have to spend money to make money! But if you don't have that level of disposable income, well...
An example of our budget models would be the Headless Monkey. absolutely in your price range, and the perfect ship for your needs! That's why...
That's why... what?
That's why it breaks my heart to inform you that she's already been sold. I'm just waiting on her new owner to collect her. Sorry, but that's life!
Perhaps we can discuss some of the other options...
Asking Stan about who bought the Headless Monkey: (This replaces the fourth dialogue option after asking Stan about which ship is the cheapest.)
I get it. Buying a ship is a big decision. Take all the time you need.
Who purchased the Headless Monkey?
Sorry, but I couldn't possibly divulge that kind of confidential client information.
WHO?!
All right, all right, take it easy! If you must know, it was purchased by a guy named Meathook. He runs a little place over on Hook Island.
He told me that some unfortunate circumstances require him to set sail and pronto, so I sold him the ship to do it.
What if I outbid him?
Listen, I've got a reputation to think of. If I pulled out on a completed transaction, Stan's Previously Owned Vessels would be a laughing stock!
Tell you what. If you deal with Meathook directly and he gives you his Bill of Sale, I'll sign the Headless Monkey over to you. Everybody wins!
If you hurry, you can probably still catch Meathook before he leaves. If not, hey, I've got plenty of more ships for sale!-
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After obtaining the Bill of Sale:
If you hurry, you can probably still catch Meathook before he leaves. If not, hey, I've got plenty of more ships for sale!
I have the Headless Monkey's Bill of Sale.
(Stan walks to the Obsidian Ship parts display and voiceover starts)
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Inquiring about the Obsidian Cannons, Wheel, Capstan, and the Captain's Wardrobe:
We've been getting some great deals in stock!
I can always use more firepower...
(Stan walks to the Obsidian Cannons display and voiceover starts)
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These are bargains from ANY angle.
One of these beauties caught your interest?
What else can I show you?
I'm a fan of high-quality furnishings...
(Stan walks to the Captain's Wardrobe and voiceover starts)
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Asking if it's possible to play hide and seek in the wardrobe:
That's solid wood from a genuine tree, an unpickable lock and key mechanism, and just look how spacious it is!
- Is it big enough to play hide and seek?
- Is that wardrobe comfy as you said?
Uhh... Sure! Absolutely it is. Allow me to offer a demonstration...
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(Dialogue closes and Stan enters the wardrobe.)
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Knocking on the wardrobe with Stan locked inside:
Sending Stan on a voyage in the wardrobe:
The Lair of LeChuck
Cosmetics
- Stan Costume Set - Stan's unique outfit is featured in a set of costumes available to purchase from the Pirate Emporium.
Appearances
Trivia
- The static pattern on Stan's coat is a recurrent gag in the Monkey Island series. When the first game was developed, graphical limitations at the time prevented the developers from creating a ply pattern that followed Stan's movements and thus simply created a flat texture. This eventually became a running gag and was replicated in every installment featuring Stan since, including in the first 3D title of the series where a rigged texture would've been possible.
Patch history
- 2.8.5 (August 31, 2023)
- Introduced.